Halloween? Bah Humbug.

Bah Humbug,

"Hooray" Its Halloween. (Two days ago). I finally get to see all your Halloween costume parties as I stew here in my own spittle making raspberries at you poor attempt at a Joker costume. That is LIKE... soooo last year guys. (What's wrong Jeremiah?) Oh nothing... just that the tradition here in America is that all girls have to dress up like sluts and everyone ahs to drin themselves into an alcoholic coma and I can't do that. I don't get to party while I'm here. =( Stupid alcohol sabbatical.

Secondly I am also known as the big chicken of scary movies after being traumatised by my close friends and parents as they made me watch the Exorcists and Ed the Clown when I was a kid. Thanks guys. Now I can't ever sleep without first saying the Lord's Prayer. So in the spirit of being a big wuss guess what I did for Halloween? Nothing! Woot... well technically I did do something. I ran around my gym as a zombie uncle Fester with a huge ass plastic knife (reattached with scotch tape after an "accidental" reenactment of the famous imaginary story, plastic sword vs. punching bag) trying to scare the girls and giggling like a 4 year old. Don't you judge me...

However there is a silver lining! I ate a mini Snicker's Bar... and it was glorious. So glorious that in fact, I actually ate three.

Jeremiah is ashamed...

So in the spirit of Halloween, I have posted the scariest costume of all, I warn you beforehand... this is not for the feint of heart,

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You sure?

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Really, really?

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Okay

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You've been warned (Get on with it!)

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Arghhh! It's hideous! Back demon! Back!

Ahhh I'm going to miss Cleavage-mas... I mean Halloween. Anyway back to more important things, me. (Very subtle)

I finally got a letter! (that's not from my mummy) Its from Isabella my 6 year old "niece". (who lives 45 minutes away) Look at it and get ready to awww..... Sorry for the poor quality though, apparently the iPhone CAN'T do everything.

I'm glad Deni che che spends all her money by sending her to grammar school.

Note the abstraction approach she has taken by showing the inadequacy of traditional imagery and symbols to convey meaning in today's world. By abandoning representationalism she is free to express herself in a pure form. Specific interpretation gives way to a more visceral response.

(I find her oeuvre toybox is rather monochromatic)

Everyone's a critic.

So... who needs letter from you bums when I get such great letters like these? Hmmmppp I don't need you! I never needed you!

Wait... don't leave I didn't mean that... I take back what I said. I was being ignorant to your needs... I'm sorry! My heart just can't take all the empty promises anymore. Sniff.

Whoa... drama Jeremiah. No... its just 11:30 and I've been up since 6 in the morning.

So that's it for now. Do vote on your poll to the left because its going to end in 2 days and remember to write to your favourite purple dinosaur... I mean me, address is on your left. Please?

I feed off your love.... and McDonalds.

Love you my pretties,
Jeremiah TCY